Money!!

Oh money, the life giving juice of society!
It brings us its blessings of every variety
It softens the blows that lifetime delivers,
it favors the brave and it crowns achievers.

It render us free from oppression by jerks,
From mocking, and put downs, and scolding and smirks.
It let us but tickets and travel way
From where we're not not welcome but are forced to just stay.

From creditor's letters and big ugly burbs,
From all that don't matter, from stuff that disturbs,
To wide sandy beaches and azure blue waters,
Away from the smoke of ten million motors.

With money it all starts to fall into place.
No longer respect is what you have to chase.
It follows you like an afternoon shadow
Thank money, it makes you a prince from a pad ow.

With money, all people will treat you much better,
As you are no longer society's debtor.
Sweet smiles on you they will now bestow,
Obsequious look in their eyes then will glow.

And women for getting your age and your weight,
Your looks and your height and your bald, shining pate,
For in their minds, you are now a star.

Oh, how pathetic society is!
A "Miss" is now where there used to be "Ms."
For quickly they learned that you've got all this dough,
and then they appear from above and below.

From freedom, for joy and enjoyment of senses,
Don't waste precious time chasing empty luscious green money
And soon you'll be hugging a cute Playboy bunny.

As long as you are here on our green Earth,
And want to be living in freedom and mirth,
Devote your existence to dollar and pound
For cash makes the world goes smoothly round.